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You Know You're From Toronto When...
this is HIGH-sterical (and oh so very true :)) !!thank you ryusen :D----------------------------------------------------------------------------------A really great parking spot can move you to tears.You can recommend about 3 good body piercing parlours.You make well over $100,000 and you still can't find a nice place to live.You realize there are far more rainbow flags in the city than Canadian Flags.When the temperature rises above zero degrees, you yell "Woohooo! Patio weather!"You enjoy watching channel 47 multicultural TVYou're guaranteed to know at least one person on every episode of Speaker's Corner.You haven't been to the CN Tower since you were six, but still have nightmares about that damn turbo elevator.You've had at least 3 bicycles stolen in the past 10 years.You've partied with at least one of the members of The Kids in the HallYou've fantasized about having sex in Casa LomaAt least 3 of your friends have moved to VancouverYou turn your nose up at any establishment frequented by the S&M crowd. (S&M meaning Scarborough and Mississauga)You never, never, never swim in the lakeYou know "The Beaches" are really called "The Beach", but still say "The Beaches" just to annoy all the nitwits who live thereYou ever had a birthday party at the Organ Grinder or The Mad HatterYou can say "world's tallest freestanding structure" ten times fastYou know the correct answer to "Where do shopping carts go to die?" is "The Don River"You speak better Chinese than FrenchThe word "Cabbagetown" doesn't strike you as particularily amusingCastle Frank subway station remains one of the great mysteries of the universe for you.You know what the bathrooms in the First Canadian Place are REALLY forYou don't know where Fort York is, but have a vague recollection of being there in a past lifeYou know the Demic's song "I Wanna Go To New York City" was intended as sarcasm, not a weekend getaway suggestionYou know where to find Dim Sum, Sushi, Curry, Pad Thai and a dildo at 3 am on a weeknightFor the last time, it's pronounced 'TRONNA'!You consider eye contact a sign of hostility and an invasion of your privacy.It takes you half an hour to get to work by TTC and you are the envy of all your friends.You mourned the death of the Spadina Bus.You know someone who went to high school with at least one member of The Barenaked Ladies or RUSHYou laugh heartily at people who refer to highway four hundred and one.You've taken the vomit comit.You can manuver your bike across Queen st. without getting caught in the streetcar tracks.You know the difference between souvlaki, moussaka and spanakoptia.You can name at least three locations of The Beer Store that are open till 11 PM.You have NEVER been to the Hard Rock CafeYou actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Toronto.Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme HereMore cool things for your blog at Blogthings